8. You constantly recycle lovers.
You’ve been going through the same roster of about five familiar exes (or three bonafide exes and two long-term booty calls) as long as you can remember.
In fact, you’d rather go back to someone who shattered your heart into a million pieces than start all over again with someone who might be perfectly nice. Why?
Because starting all over again takes energy. Yeah, Mark is a douche. But you know Mark is a douche, and you’re comfortable with Mark.
You don’t have it in you to meet up with Josh from Bumble and discover all of the new and innovative ways in which he, too, can be a douche.