1 Diarrhea again?
2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
3 How do you get rid of foot fungus?
4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks.
5 I think I'm in love with someone?
6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
8 Just won $900 on a scratchy
9 I'm gay.
10 I'm getting married.