An upper-crust woman walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As
she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well as cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the
qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but, still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident',
She asks, 'what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
shit yourself when I tell you the price!