A wealthy wallstreet investor came back home from a rough day at the stock market. His newly wed lovely wife rushed to greet him.
"Honey, the stock market has crashed, we've lost everything. We can no longer afford our lavish lifestyle anymore. I afraid we'll have to let our chef go."
The wife was very understanding and supportive. "Don't worry honey. I will go to a cooking class and learn how to cook for us", she said.
"And I think we can no longer afford our chauffeur anymore.
The wife thought for a while and then resposed. "I am sure we can get along. I will take a driving lesson and get a license."
"And we also have to let our gardener go"
The wife was shock and turned silent for a while. Finally she came to grasp and gently wisper to her loving husband.
"Don't worry honey. I am sure I can eventually teach you to make love to me like a real man