You have joined me at a momentous time. This time last night I had an ACTUAL piece of boy-flesh in my bed. Okay, so I didn't tell Finn I liked him, and his grandmother had just died so he wasn't feeling horny, but he still ended up LICKING-DISTANCE from my FACE. Finally proof that I'm not wholly repellent to men!
So get ready diary, because you're about to be hit by Rae Earl's top three pieces of seduction information. Prepare to be floored, you're about to descend into a sex-advice coma.
1) Never accept dating advice from Danny Two Hats. The man wears two hats. This should tell you all you need to know.