Vickie's husband had a bad day. He flared up at Vickie at the slightest provocation..
Vickie:
Jack, can you do the dishes tonight? I'm very tired.
Jack:
Can't we just put them in the dish-washer? I've had a very bad day, too! I just want to kick back and relax.
Vickie:
Hey! Just because you had a bad day today doesn't give you permission to take it out on me!
Jack:
Just leave me alone!
Vickie: Why are you being such a turd! I wish I hadn't gotten married!