At this rate, you'll never join RedBelly's gang and become as feared and revered as I! Let me tell you all about how that came to pass: it was raining meteor showers, and I foolishly went without my umbrella. Sad to say I was hit. It changed me. In a miasma of unbridled fury I ferociously corrected the grammar of countless Moonlanders -- sparing none! The rest is legend.