Stonecutters! It’s time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination! Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done.
HINT: All kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1′s task!
Solve Number 1′s Task
Homer: What?! How would that help you conquer the world?
Number 1: When young brains freeze, it causes an insatiable appetite for following orders.
Homer: *gasp* You are more eveil than I imagined. Fortunately, our kids are too smart for that. They’d never fall for -!
Lisa: Hmmm, I suddenly really want to drink a Squishee.
Homer: *screams*