You have such a nice girlfriend, Daffy. What's it like to be in love?"
"Well, I'm glad you asked."
How do you know when you're in love?
Well you came to the right friend
Love is an ice cream sundae
That'cha think is never gonna end
Love makes you feel all tingly
Lightheaded and pretty
Just like a 700 foot robot
That's invading a city
"Robot?"
"Exactly."
But you're not an evil robot
You're a robot looking for love
But there's not a lot of giant 700 foot robots around to love
So you glue a bunch of smaller robots together
To make one big super robot
Then you and your robot go out to brunch
And by the end of brunch you're in love
"Trust me."
That's exactly what it's like to be in love
"Can I ask a question?"
"No."
Then you and your robot lover destroy the entire Schenectady Turnpike
'Cause you're doin' a robot love dance and you don't care what it looks like
And when the armies of the world come to fight you
You get into your spaceship
And you tenderly embrace while you fly into space
'Cause Earth's not ready for giant robot love
That's how you know you're in love
(Find yourself a robot to love)
That's how you feel when you're in love
"I'm not really following you."
"Alright. Let me put it another way."
It's just like you're a merman that's 700 feet tall
And you're looking for a lady merman to love
"Don't you mean mermaid?"
"Don't interrupt."
The ocean is a massive place
And there's not a lot of lady mermen
So in order to increase your chances
You travel to the undersea merman mall
"Merman mall?"
That's where fish and mollusks go to find love
"You know I'm not really sure what any of this has to do with-"
And you find a female merman
Who is workin' at a kiosk
Selling cellphone covers and personalized keychains
Your hand brushes one of her tentacles
And she just melts inside
"Tentacles?"
"Shut up.