At the Barber Shop
Well it was a few days later that Jim wanted to go duck shooting. There is a lake with ducks not far from here. But Jack, his friend, was busy so Jim asked cuckoo Harry. Harry said he would go. Harry had never used a gun before and everyone thought that Jim wanted to play a joke on Harry like push him into the water.
Well Doc comes in here and asks, “Where is harry?” And I say, “Duck shooting with Jim”. Doc said that is strange because, after the Julie’ joke’, Harry had said that he would have no more to do with Jim as long as he lived.
Well then there is news that there was a hunting accident. Cuckoo Harry had never used a gun before. No jury because it was clearly a hunting accident.
I guess Jim was a sucker for going duck shooting with someone who did not know about guns. It was his own fault – giving a gun to a beginner and this one was a cuckoo beginner. I guess Jim got what he deserved. But we will miss him around here. Jim sure was a card.
Ah, there, all finished; what do you think? Does your hair look ok?