Number 1: Stop being such a pussy.
Number 2: Your instincts suck. Second guess them.
Number 3: The only people more pathetic than you are your friends. Drop the dead weight.
Number 4: When you're pretty, you're happy. And clearly you're not happy.
Number 5: Pull your head out your ass and stand out.
Number 6: Nobody likes the pitiful. Stop being such a drag.
Number 7: You have to be cruel to be kind.
Number 8: Make amend