It looks like a monster. Hold me, I'm scared!
I see naughty bits! lol, lol!
It looks like an abstract pattern of light and dark things.
I don't know, but I wouldn't want to meet it in a dark alley.
It looks kinda like my ex-wife, first thing in the morning.
I must kill them all, kill them and then ...ummm, what were you saying?
It looks like toad that tried to cross the highway. At rush hour.