Malcolm Doyle : Horrible. Right? Was the word you're looking for? What color is this? Vomit?
Jane : No, it's like a.. It's an "olivey" green. It's very in. I'm telling you, it looks great on.
Malcolm Doyle : Uh, no. I'm telling you that this is an instrument of torture...inflicted on you by a bride who wants you to look ugly.
Jane : No. Jenna picked it because it looks good on everybody.
Malcolm Doyle : Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her.
Jane : That is not true and I'm going to show you, you are wrong. See? It's not so bad. This sash is really very flat-
Malcolm Doyle : Okay. You are totally right about the dress. It is not that bad. But, come on. The color? Please.
Jane : Well, it's your flash. I think it's blowing it out weird...and if it were just a normal. Okay, it's not very good.
Malcolm Doyle : You kind of look like a shiny mermaid. You should be flattered. She didn't