Pride And Prejudice And Zombies
By Jane Austin and Seth Grahame-Smith
CHAPTER 1
IT IS A TRUTH universally acknowledged that a zombi
e in possession of brains must be in want
of more brains. Never was this truth more plain tha
n during the recent attacks at Netherfield Park,
in which a household of eighteen was slaughtered an
d consumed by a horde of the living dead.