The third mission is kind of difficult. The crippled old soldier under Dragon City wants to touch a woman’s chest and such a shameless request became my mission.
I sit in the forest and I’m almost tearing my hair off.
Should I ask for help? That’s not too great. Although I do know quite a few good women in the game, Wan Er and Cheng Yue etc. If I asked them to let the old soldier touch them, I would probably instantly get killed… As for Qing Qian and Wei Liang those two, I don’t even know if they’re adults or not, how can I bear to do that to them…
Finally, I make a painful decision; I’ll make a woman myself!
I go into the forest, and kill some soft-skinned wild rabbit. I cut off their fur and they’re very soft. After that, I sew together a human-shaped thing, and I use some grasses and such to fill it up. After that, I took some mud from the riverside and drew a face. Actually, I wanted to draw the face of a Lin Zi Ling, but sadly I didn’t draw well enough. Whatever, I’ll just use it.
TL: 林志玲 If you want to Google it. For the fur, it’s probably because the rabbit isn’t a monster.
Finally, in the Ba Huang City stores I bought two steaming buns, and stuffed them in the chest location. After doing that, I bring this “woman” back out. Ahh…I am just too talented… On the road, countless amounts of players shoot shocked glances at me——
“Brother, your girlfriend is leaking air, run slower!”
……
Under Dragon City, the old soldier’s eyes can barely be opened. Sleeping in the small wooden house and looking at the woman made by Li Xiao Yao, his old tears start to drop. He reaches and touches these two steaming buns, says to me emotionally, “Oh righteous, young warrior. You are the pride of Dragon City, letting me fill in one of my life’s regrets. This woman, it is really as beautiful as you say she is?!”
I nod, “That I don’t know, who is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen?”
The old soldier says while crying, “When my eyes were still clear, the most beautiful woman I’ve seen is the Leader of the Dragon City Knights—— Captain Frost. Her beauty is just like moonshine, always glowing in my heart…”
I say, “Mm, this woman, she is exactly the same as Frost, trust me…”
“Okay. Thank you!”
Whoosh!
The glow of experience falls on me, and at the same time, golden light shines over me, and I finally rose to level 40!
……
Finally! As I was carrying my “girlfriend” and preparing to leave, I find Frost behind me; both of her eyes are filled with killing intent while she glares at me, seemingly being able to see through everything. She knows!
I’m done, now I can’t even stay in Dragon City……