You have reached 324-6591. We bought this machine at a garage sale. You can try to leave a message on it, but the machine may not record it. If we don’t return your call, it means the machine did not work.
Hi. This is Mark. If you are the phone company, I’ve already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send some more money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends and you want to make a donation, my account number is 219 3780.
Hi! Matt’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello. You are talking to a machine. My owners already possess a credit card, a hot tub, and they’re not interested in a cruise to the Caribbean. They give to charity through their business. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number, and they will get back to you.
Sorry, Ben and Tracy aren’t here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling to pay us any money that you owe us, please leave your message before the tone.
Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted.
We’re sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.