Seven STUDENTS are scattered around a bare stage,
standing with their backs to the audience. JAMES turns
around.
JAMES: James Lawson. Sixteen. Sacred Heart High School. Single. Born
on July 17th. Click.
BRODY: Accept.
LAURA: Accept.
SAMANTHA: Accept.
VANCE: Accept.
CINDY: Accept.
PIPER: Accept.
JAMES turns back around. CINDY turns around.
CINDY: Cindy Steckler. Sixteen. Sacred Heart High School. Single. Born
on November 1st. Click.
JAMES: Accept.
LAURA: Accept.
BRODY: Accept.
PIPER: Accept.
VANCE: Accept.
SAMANTHA: Accept.
CINDY turns back around. VANCE turns around.
VANCE: Vance McCarthy. Sixteen. Sacred Heart High School. Dating. I
think. Born on November 4th. Click.
BRODY: Accept.
LAURA: Accept.
SAMANTHA: Ignore.
JAMES: Accept.
CINDY: Accept.
PIPER: Ignore.
VANCE turns back around. BRODY turns around.
BRODY: Brody Anderson. Sixteen. Sacred Heart High School. It’s
complicated. Born on January 10th. Click.
LAURA: Accept.
SAMANTHA: Accept.
PIPER: Ignore.
CINDY: Ignore.
JAMES: Hide.
VANCE: Accept.
BRODY turns back around. SAMANTHA turns around.
SAMANTHA: Samantha Peters. Sixteen. Sacred Heart High School.
Dating Brody Anderson. Born on May 30th. Click.
BRODY: Accept.
PIPER: Accept.
CINDY: Accept.
JAMES: Deny.
VANCE: Ignore.
LAURA: Accept.
SAMANTHA turns back around. PIPER turns around.
PIPER: Piper Lawson. Sixteen and fabulous. Sacred Heart High School.
Go Eagles! Single and looking. Looking good! Born on my birthday.
Presents always accepted! Click.
CINDY: Accept.
SAMANTHA: Accept.
JAMES: Hide.
VANCE: Deny.
BRODY: Deny.
LAURA: Really? Accept!
PIPER turns back around. LAURA turns around.
Laura Berg. Sixteen. Sacred Heart High School. Very much single.
Born on May 30th. Click.
PIPER: Deny.
CINDY: Deny.
SAMANTHA: Accept.
JAMES: Deny.
BRODY: Ignore.
VANCE: Deny.
LAURA turns back around.
EVERYONE: Click.
EVERYONE turns around at the same time and faces
forward.
PIPER: Hey Cindy.
CINDY: Hey Laura.
PIPER/CINDY: Click.
EVERYONE turns back around, except PIPER and
CINDY.
PIPER: I accidentally asked Laura to be my friend.