i had just come out of shop when the blast of a car horn scared me. when i turned to yell at the rude driver, i found a large white poodle sitting in the driver's seat of a parked car. when the impatient dog honked again, a man came scurrying out of a shop, "I'll be there in a minute"
"Did you teach your dog to do that?" I asked the man.
"Yes," he answered in exasperation," and now he won't let me go anywhere!