“Okay, I know it sounds weird, I said it would, but here it is. So, the new captain for my team, apparently he has like… a crush on me. Last year, before he was captain, I thought it was just a joke, something his friends teased him about, but this year, last week, he confessed to me. I didn’t want to flat out reject him, I mean he’s my captain now, so I said I was dating someone already. I figured, if pressed, I could like, make out with Ryuu a couple times in front of him, case closed. But then, then he says ‘oh, is it that guy from high school you’re always talking about?’, and I’m like ‘what? who?’, and at this point I just want to get out of there, like my palms are sweaty and blood’s rushin’ through my ears. I get it out of him that he’s talking about you, and I just say yes. Yup, that’s who I’m dating, sorry, see ya. I thought that was the end of it, but now everybody wants to meet you.”