rainyblue 16-12-2016 08:46
Patient : Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor : So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient : What problem?
rainyblue 16-12-2016 08:41
Customer : Waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.
Waiter : I expect he's been in a fight, sir.
Customer : Well, then, please bring me the winner.
rainyblue 16-12-2016 08:30
A men telephoned an airline office in New York and aaked, "How long does it take to fly to Los Angeles?" The clerk said, "Just a minute." The man said, "Thank you." and hung up the phone.
rainyblue 16-12-2016 08:19
Jaoh, how are you feeling now? It's shame that I can't stay close to you when you are feeling sick. If I were there now, I would get some fresh air with you and have a nice meal together. I'm so sorry. Instead of being there, I write some humor for you now. I hope you get a laugh from them because a good laugh makes you feel better.