The worst we have are cunt snakes, and some infested asshole brought those in from offworld. We still haven’t gotten a decent body scanner in yet, so now we’ve got parasitic snakes out there, adapting to the planet. They’ll probably have acclimated fully before we can get any decent gas treatments for them in.” Flahne sighs. “They’re kind of gross, I think. I mean, they’ve got lust-inducing venom that they use to incapacitate their victims – usually males – and then they’ll use the vagina they’ve got on their other end to feed. Girls usually get left alone. Sometimes, if they take a liking to their victim, they’ll wait until she’s asleep and then bite into the base of the spine. They do some kind of crazy metamorphosis and meld into the victim’s body, so when they wake up, they’ve got a pussy tail with a powerful thirst for cum.”
“Yeah, they only eat the cum. They actually have dozens of species worth of DNA stored inside them and use the biology of their host to determine the most appropriate mutations to impose upon their young. It’s really quite clever, even if they are little more than dumb snakes that eventually turn into unthinking, tail-based breeding machines. They aren’t even from here, so you can’t blame the jungle for them!” Flahne says, with a note of pride in her voice.