You may have heard that our company
has been accused of unethical business practices.
Is it because of the falsified product-safety tests?
Is it because of the false stories planted in the media
about our competitors?
Is it because of our crime family connections?+
What? Are you saying those things are unethical too?
Good God! This thing is just snowballing.
Now, where was I?
Seven years ago...
During the summer...
Aw, the heck with it.