The biggest WTF fashion moment of 2009 — possibly ever — came when Emmauel Ungaro, the venerated French fashion house, appointed a 23-year-old, mid-meltdown LiLo to act as “artistic adviser” under designer Estrella Archs. Needless to say, it was a bigger disaster than “The Canyons.” WWD called the collection — neon leggings, nipple pasties, et al. — “an embarrassment,” online commenters called it much worse, and just a year later the relationship went kaput. Although the whole situation spoke for itself, Lohan was unable to discuss the details of why she left the label. Legal issues, of course.