Dear Puie
Thank you very much for your mail. I'm so surprised!! You don't tell me any word about Alf. Do you like to kiss Alf? Do you like his body?
Dear Puie, we can be friends on ONE CONDITION!! Then you have to do as follows:
Give Alf all your love. Talk about wedding. Set a date for wedding. Alf enjoy wedding. He hate splittings and divorces. For Alf marriage is so HOLY. (Therefore I love him so much, among all other things!).
Alf will look forward to marry you so much. Because he love you, and because marriage are so holy for him.
If you want to be my friend, you marry Alf. But on the wedding day, when Alf has answered YES, to be your man, you have to answer NO when you have the question if you want to be his wife.
If you say NO in the church to Alf, to be his wife, I want to be your best friend.
Regards
Anna
Who own Alf