Himawari: Daddy, are you gonna eat that big pastry? (Wow!)
Amazing! You have a big body so you can eat a big pastry too!
Huh? But Mama’s eating even more pastries, isn’t she?
sfx: giku (twitch)
Her body’s smaller than daddy’s, so why can she eat more?
Boruto: The reason is
Mom’s boobies get fed by how much she eats! (Aunt Hanabi said so)
[Clear Eyed]
Himawari: Really?! That’s why Mama’s boobies are so big! (Mama’s amazing!)
Hinata: (Ooh…) I can’t go to this bakery anymore…
Naruto: (It’s okay) I’ll go shopping next time, okay? Okay?
[But she did buy them]
[Children’s voices brutally echoed it on and on every so often throughout the store]
Kids say the darndest things.