[After becoming Hokage, Naruto’s often out of the house. It’s been a while since he went on a date with his daughter, Himawari.]
Villagers: It’s Hokage-sama!
Himawari: Papaaa. These are super cute! Which should I get?
sfx: derren, derren (doting)
Naruto: Himaaa, you like both? In that case, I’ll buy you both!
Himawari: Ehh! Is that really okay?
Naruto: It’ll be a secret to your brother and mom.
Himawari: Ah… but today, I only want one. (Eheh)
Naruto: ?
What’s wrong? You don’t have to hold back.
Himawari: Today, I’ll just get this
So papa, you’ll come with me to buy the other one tomorrow too?
Naruto: PAPA WANTS TO STOP BEING HOKAGE ALREADY! (UOOOOOH)
Himwari: Papa? Papa?
sfx: gyuuuu (squeeze)
Naruto: I’M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU MAKE THAT FAAAACE!
[On the other hand, in the Uchiha household]
Sasuke: …..
(Caltrops)
[When he comes back after a long while, there’s a present from his daughter]