If you live in the Big Apple, you know that our number one most important rule is, "If you see something, say something." Of course, we spend our days seeing way too much and saying nothing, so when people actually stop to check in on someone or something that might be in trouble -- like, say, a crying baby left in a carriage all by him/herself on the street -- why not prank them and have an evil fake puke-covered baby pop up and scare the pants off of them? That will teach us to care about anything, ever!