For you, and to respect your family, I will even do some Thai culture things. For you I will do this:
I will wear Lanna dress
I will call on your house and tell you I love you
I will kneel before your family
I will do the weird hand water washing thing 555
I will pay sin sot
I will give you those strange plant things 555
Amongst many others
I can do all this for you.
Because love....