The Diary is the movie The Notebook goes to see when it wants to feel sad.
After all the artsy-fartsy cinema Elka and I have had
to sit through in our theory of film class,
we could use a little mindless entertainment.
No subtitles, no moral ambiguity, no chess games with death.
And only good-looking people get naked.
You know what, you guys? I'm really not up for a movie.
You go, I'm gonna stay here and finish my wine.
- I'll pay the check. - Oh, honey, are you sure?