My favourite primary school teacher, Mrs Cooper ,used to bring a talking parrot to class.I remember one day was behaving very badly when the teacher saw me-it was Friday atternoon,game day; you see, on Friday we didn't use to have proper lessons; we did fun things.Anyway,I was pouring sand and bits Lego down a little girl's back when she screamd. The techer didn't see me do it because she was writing on the board at the time. The teacher turned round and looked at me...