I am just finishing up a sale with an older gentleman for show tickets.)
Me: “Ok, just to let you know, there are no refunds or exchanges for these tickets, and the show does contain shooting, swearing, and smoking.”
Customer: “I hope not in my row!”
Me: *confused* “Well, it’s a show…you can see everything from every seat…so–”
Customer: “I’m talking about the shooting!”
Me: “Oh! Well, no…they shoot each other on-stage….”
Customer: “Not the audience?”
Me: “Not the audience. What kind of theater do you think we’re running here?!”
Customer: “I don’t know…I just don’t want to get shot.”