Nothing about this story makes the slightest bit of sense. In 2009, an Australian TV station got hold of some bizarre amateur video: Princess Srirasmi, wife of Thailand’s Crown Prince Vajiralongkorn, celebrating their dog’s birthday in nothing but a G-string and a hat. Notably, everyone else at this large and rather lavish poolside party, including the dog, was clothed. Also notably, George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” is audible in the background. Three years later, Srirasmi again made headlines when she nearly cleaned out an antiques center in England, spending $40,000 in eight hours, mostly on small, $15 to $60 items.