(large text) Thank you for waiting, people of the universe! Here I am!
Oikawa: Did you see it? Did you see my profile?
Oikawa: There was someone with “NO DATA” on theirs, too. Poor thing.
Oikawa: Don’t let it bother you, though! You could say it’s “just as plain as your character”!
Kindaichi: Oikawa-san, you should really stop that!!!
(Iwaizumi sfx) Squeeeze…