Zebra Arrives on a Farm
A Zebra arrives on a farm. The first animal she meets is a cow. "What's your job?" she asks.
"My job is to give milk," the cow replies.
The next animal she meets is a chicken. "What's your job," she asks.
"My job is to lay eggs," the chicken answers.
The third animal she meets is a stallion. "What's your job?" she asks.
The stallion replies, "Just take off those stripy pyjamas and I'll show you."
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My Dog
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Greek Mythology
The teacher asked: "What was the name of the person in Greek mythology who was half man and half animal?"
Billy raised his hand. "Yes?" the teacher acknowledged.
"Buffalo Bill," replied Billy.