I arrived at my hotel on the island of Zante at lunchtime. It was very, very hot. I just wanted to check in and unpack my suitcase, but the receptionist said, "we have a minibus to the beach in ten minutes. Do you want to go?" You know the answer I gave her. It was about 40°c at the beach.luckily,I brought suntan lotion. A man came towards me : "sunglasses? Do you want sunglasses?" I had some in my bag,but I said, "yes." Five minutes later,another man came: "beautiful hate, sir?" I tried not to look at him. Three hours later, I had two pairs of sunglasses, three hats, a watch and a woman's necklace. It was difficult to carry all my new things back to the minibus. I decided: no trips tomorrow, just rest. When I got back, the receptionist asked, "did you like the beach?" I didn't, but I said, "yes." "Oh, there's a water skiing course tomorrow. Do you want me to book a place for you?" I can't swim very well and I don't like the sea . I wanted to cry....