What's left? Riverdance? Square dancing? And do not even suggest jazz. I saw Newsies and was traumatized for, like, five years."
"Harsh," I said. "You could still probably wear your T-shirts with jazz dancing. I know you must have a 'Dancing Queen' shirt somewhere." His shirt today sported Chuck Norris. "Unless, of course, you wanted some variety. Square dancers have some pretty sweet costumes."