I like to make illegal moonshine out in the backwoods but since I hid my distillery so well from the authorities, I couldn't even find it myself. So I end up quitting the moonshine business afterwards, and decided to go into the independent business of trucking. LOL... :-)))
I drive an old beat-up pickup truck but since I am intoxicated most of the time when I'm out driving on the backwood road, I always end up crashing into a tree. Maybe if I crashed into trees a few more times, I hope to give myself a self facial re-constructive surgery where I might end up looking handsome for once. LOL. When the police officer pulled me over, I always explained to the police officer I was a perfectly sober driver. I blamed everything on the trees. I told the officer the tree suddenly uprooted itself from the ground, and walked over into the path of my moving truck. I did not strike the tree, but the tree struck me instead. LOL... :-)))
I sometimes hunt for opossums, squirrels, raccoons and other critters from the forest for food. My buddy killed a critter for food one time, but he didn't know he shot a skunk. We end up stinking like skunk for a whole week. LOL. I told my buddy to shut his mouth up, because everytime when he opened his mouth, his breathe would reek of dead skunk. LOL... :-)))
If you believed everything I said here on my profile, you are a very gullible and naive person. LOL... because none of the story I provided here was true. The description of myself are all fallacies to see if you were actually reading this junk I wrote here on my profile. About 95% of you don't really read people's profile anyway, so I doubt you read mines. However, if you got this far, then give yourself a pat in the back and let me congratulate you.. You are one of the few that knew I was only kidding. LOL... :-)))
If you think I'm an interesting person, please write to me. I don't think you could find anyone as interesting as me. I could entertain you with more of my funny stories that could keep you howling with laughter for hours on end. LOL... :-)))