One guy in her crew with the memorable lips appears to be her boyfriend.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Look how she whispers to him! I imagine she’s saying things like, “You have such memorable lips!”
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
But oh wait, some creepy guy who looks like Michael Pitt’s half-brother from Saturn, has been photographing them from across the street!
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Rita is not having it. No one photographs her without permission!
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
She confronts Michael Pitt’s half-brother, but all he does in response is write an address on her hand. Memorable Lips is already jealous.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
We then follow Rita as she makes her way to the address, seemingly in some grimy part of London. Wait, is this even London? Where does Rita Ora live? Does Rita Ora rent or own? I’m getting off topic. The grimy building is actually a fancy photo studio, and Michael Pitt’s half-brother is photographing two twins as Rita walks in.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Half-brother is all, “Go join’ em, Rita!” At first she’s like, “Who, me?”
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
But she’s clearly a natural. We flash forward some indeterminate amount of time and see her fully comfortable in her role as World’s Biggest And Most Important Nameless Supermodel Slash Spokeswoman for Frizz Ease®.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
So many shots of Frizz Ease®!
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
She picked her poison and it’s Frizz Ease®!
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Eventually, she takes matters into her own hands and sprays the Frizz Ease® herself!
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
But check out how good she looks when her frizz has been eased:
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
That is fierce. That is fabulous. That is Frizz Ease®.
OK, so Rita is now a very famous model and Michael Pitt’s half-brother is throwing a party at a gallery where all her portraits are being displayed. It’s a very lavish affair, and Rita is so grateful to the half-brother for discovering her. Just look at her hair! Not even a hint of frizz.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
But look who just walked in! It’s Memorable Lips!
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Here’s where things get confusing. Rita hugs him as he arrives. She’s so happy to see him, and the hug. But then Half-Brother hands him some cash, which causes Memorable Lips to scream and leave the party.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Rita sees this from afar, and doesn’t know what to make of it. But neither do I, really. What was the cash for—to get him to leave? To get him to stay away from Rita? Was it for sex? Was it to buy him a pack of cigarettes down the street? They didn’t make that clear.
Anyway, Rita has a breakdown at her next photoshoot and decides to quit. Look how upset she gets! Like she wants to voices that never stop screaming “Who? Who? Who? Who?” out of her head.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
So she rips all the photos off her dressing room mirror and runs to find her one true love: Memorable Lips. But as she runs into his bedroom, what does she find?
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
!!!!!!
Half-Brother is photographing Memorable Lips...with his shirt off! I’m not sure if this is for business, pleasure, or both, but it pisses Rita off. So she runs out of the room and begins running down the street towards her next moderately successful European hit.
Rita Ora Picked Her Poison and It's Who?
Oh, and in case you were too wrapped up in the plot of the video and forgot the name of the song, it ends with one final reminder.