mum:what is the matter john?
dad:feel awful
mum:NO, no. i feel terrible. i've hot a stomach ache
mark:that's provavly because you ate too much chocolate cake last night, Dad!
dad:No, it't.
mum:Darling, when you fell ill, you always make a fiss. you're worse than the children!
mark:what?! i don't make a fuss if i'm ill. last year,when i broke my leg, i didn't even cry.
mum:you're right. lt' 8.15, john. you'll be late for work.
dad:work? when mark is ill, you always let him stay at home. Do l have to go to work if i'm ill?
mum:you're not ill!
dad:i am. i am. l think i've got a temperature too.
mum:shall i call an ambulance?
dad:no.
mum:well, if you aren't well, i'll call the doctor then
dad:no. i think i'll feel better if i stay at home and rest.
mum:john! you've just got 'mondayitis'!
mark:what's that mum?
mum:your dad doesn't like mondays. he wants to stay at home
mark:i think it's contagious i'm ill. i can't gi to school.
mum:now, stop it both of you and go and get ready!