Oh, they insisted
that
I screen test in character,
and
I agreed
because the academy just loves it
when a beautiful actress
makes herself look hideous for a role.
Only I didn't get the role,
and so now
I'm just a beautiful actress
who looks hideous.
Oh, honey,
you're about to marry the love of your life.
It doesn't matter how you look.
What is wrong with her?