SwordNoob let out a deep sigh.
“I’m really too old. Even meeting a woman is difficult because I’m old.”
The instructors and disciples were meeting Orcs, Dark Elves, or Humans and more or less getting along. They made girlfriends and also hunted in parties.
“I heard even SwordNoob16 held hands with his girlfriend.”
“When?”
“Within thirty-seven days, apparently.”
“Woah, that’s fast! Is it okay to progress so quickly?”
“The truly fast one is someone else. SwordNoob401 already went arm-in-arm to the movie theatre.”
“Damn, all the way to the movie theatre! He’s a fellow who unusually disliked things like movies, isn’t he. Didn’t he fall asleep snoring while watching the movie?”
“I’m told he watched an action movie. After the movie ended, he showed his girlfriend brick smashing and a two-tiered roundhouse kick and she liked it, calling him reliable.”
The legend-like love stories that came from among the disciples gave them hope, though there were also many cases where couples didn’t meet very many times and dropped contact, friend registration was cancelled, or were sent a text that said sorry.
“Phew, those things all happen when you’re young.”
SwordNoob envied the passion of the disciples. If he had just been at the age of the instructors or so, he would’ve been able to meet a woman somehow. After all, becoming an oppa from a mister took no time at all these days.
[T/N: Oppa is an informal way to call an older male, used for both familial and external relationships. “Oppa” indicates a lot more closeness than “mister.”]
However, because SwordNoob was a seasoned middle-aged man, he was very awkward with young girls and women. Granted, his fighting ability was fearsome, so despite being only in the late 200s for level, he was welcome in any party. If SwordNoob just went to the square, everyone tried to recruit him.
Only, it was just that the atmosphere was difficult in the hunting ground.
“Um, SwordNoob-nim.”
“…”
They would regularly use honorifics with him. The young and youthful party members used informal speech with each other and got along intimately, but it wasn’t easy for SwordNoob to fit in with them. SwordNoob tried to find a woman in the same age group as him.
“It shouldn’t be hard since all kinds of people gather in the world of Royal Road.”
There were many in their early 30s or 40s, of course. They were very commonly seen in a city or village. If the men fished, the ones that looked like their wives would make spicy seafood stew for them.
“Honey, please eat some spicy stew before continuing.”
It was a very heartwarming sight.
There were also cases where they set up a shop and conducted business, but their young children would occasionally come to buy a weapon, armor, or miscellania.
“Son, can you buy arrows from us for 20 Gold?”
“Mom, what kind of harsh joke is that?”
“Honey, our son says he’s leaving the house.”
“Alright. As his parents, it’s probably our duty to at least call over a mover, right?”
There were affectionate scenes of children getting daringly ripped off by their parents.
SwordNoob went around cities and towns as he roamed. He massacred monsters that came at him in the wilderness, and also leapt into nests of monsters whilst holding one sword.
“When I was young, I did things like this so often.”
He held a sword in his mouth and leapt into the river water. When he got hungry, he skewered fish in a deep part of the clear river. It was truly difficult to overcome the water’s flow and strength and swing his sword to catch fish. However, SwordNoob actually succeeded easily. That was because he didn’t push forcefully, but followed the current’s flow to catch fish.
Ding!
Sword Mastery skill proficiency has improved.
His Sword Mastery skill went up even while catching fish. They weren’t high leveled monsters, but it seemed he could gain Sword Mastery as a characteristic of the location. Like Sculpting, the Sword Mastery skill grew on diverse experiences.
“While I’m like this…”
SwordNoob floated to the top of the water, took in a big breath, and went into the river again.
Swiiiisshh!
The sword he swung in a single breath slid past the body of a fish.
Swordsmanship that was thinly slicing sashimi!
The fish was become sashimi while blinking its eyes, alive. And while underwater, as well!
Sorriness filled SwordNoob’s eyes. ‘Looks like I can’t do this because it’s cruel.’
It had been a long time since he had properly shown off his swordsmanship skills. After that time when life and death had been separated by a second, he had never done his best. Even Royal Road was simply entertainment. It was so that he could try testing his still-honed swordsmanship, but he was sorry for the fish. SwordNoob almost never even hunted herbivores like rabbits, squirrels, or deer in the Versailles Continent, either.
‘Something I can’t even eat… there’s no need to take their lives pointlessly.’
Feeling sorry, SwordNoob wrapped the fish in bandages. They were still alive, due to his marvelous swordsmanship.
“Gasp!”
Then he rose to the top of the water and moved downstream. It wasn’t that he determined his destination, he was just wandering randomly.
There were people downstream the river. He heard a conversation of a middle-aged man raising a fishing pole and his wife.
“D-dear.”
“Hm?”
“We just… caught sashimi!”
A live catfish with its bandages almost fallen off had bitten their fishing pole’s bait and was coming up.
“The world is truly difficult.”
SwordNoob sat down under a large old tree.
His Sword Mastery skill was Advanced level 6 at 89%. With growth at an unbelievable speed, it was at a stage where Master level of Sword Mastery was not far. But what worth was there in raising his level and polishing his Sword Mastery skill?
“This is the vice of an old dog. Might there not be a middle-aged woman wandering around alone?”
Even trying to start a conversation with pretended friendliness with a woman he’d never seen before was awkward. A husband coming to take her away while he was observing and agonizing over whether it was fine to talk to her had happened to him a couple times, so he didn’t even have the will to try anymore.
When SwordNoob was condemning himself, a girl who looked to be in her late teens approached him.
“Mister, what are you doing here?”
“…”
SwordNoob didn’t reply and flicked his hand as if to shoo her away. Looking like a player, the human girl was considerably cute and pretty.
‘She’ll probably just ask me about the hunting ground.’
Normally he would answer her kindly. It wasn’t because he wanted to do something bad to the adorable and young girl, but so that he could give her at least a little help.
‘Zephyr also gave advice. It’s important to have lots of conversations with women.’
Actually, a girl starting a conversation with him only numbered a few times in SwordNoob’s life. He was big, so his appearance was one that women couldn’t easily approach. But more than that, his eyes and spirit were on a different level from normal people, so even gangsters avoided him.
Right now, he wanted to be alone because he felt like wanting to quit it all. However, the girl sat down in front of SwordNoob with no intention of leaving.
“Hey mister, are you alone?”
SwordNoob only slightly nodded his head. ‘Seeing as she’s intentionally asking on, is she a merchant who’s trying to sell something? Or does she want help? Guess I should give her a roughly useful weapon if I’ve got one left.’
The girl hesitated for a moment before asking again. “Would you like to hunt with us?”
At the words that differed from his expectations, SwordNoob was a little curious. “Are you inviting me to your party right now?”
Towards his disciples, he stuck to a short and stern way of talking. He tried not to alarm the girl, but his voice was even more low and grave because he didn’t have much experience with talking to the opposite sex.
Spurred on by his not-adverse reaction, the girl’s voice gained strength. “Let’s hunt together, okay?”
“Maybe. It’s a pain… if you’d like a hunting ground recommendation, I can do that much for you.”
“We came all the way here from Rosenheim Kingdom. It’s a little too much for us to hunt on our own, you see.”
“Huh.” In the end, SwordNoob couldn’t refuse this cute girl’s request and rose from his seat. ‘Alright. I’ve got nothing else to do, so it won’t be bad to hunt with them for a bit.’
Even if the girl had come acting friendly on purpose because she wanted help, he planned to let that much go.
SwordNoob asked without much thought, “Your other companions are?”
“There are two people, my mom and youngest aunt. Mom’s profession is Elementalist and Aunt’s profession is Summoner.”
Women often picked those professions because the spirits or summoned creatures were cute.
‘Elementalist, Summoner. And is this child a Magician? I guess it would be hard for the three of them to hunt.’
Even as they walked to the party, the girl kept chattering. “Dad is busy from work, so he can’t play with us. My youngest aunt still doesn’t have a boyfriend from graduating from college and studying abroad.” For some reason, the girl was describing the youngest aunt in detail. “She’s an accountant. She’s thirty-two this year, but she’s never dated ’cause she drowned herself in studying. She’s pretty, skinny, and also has a good personality. There’s a big age gap between her and my mom, so she also played with me like a sister since I was young.”
SwordNoob ให้ออกล่องลึก"ฉันจริง ๆ เก่าเกินไป แม้การประชุมผู้หญิงได้ยากเนื่องจากผมเป็นคนเก่า"ผู้สอนและสาวกได้ประชุม Orcs เอลฟ์มืด หรือมนุษย์ และคอน้อย พวกเขาทำแฟน และ hunted ในฝ่าย"ผมได้ยินแม้ SwordNoob16 จัดมือกับแฟนของเขา""เมื่อ""ภายในวันที่สามสิบเจ็ด เห็นได้ชัดว่า""Woah ที่รวดเร็ว เป็นไรเจริญก้าวหน้าอย่างรวดเร็ว""หนึ่งอย่างรวดเร็วอย่างแท้จริงเป็นใคร SwordNoob401 แล้วไปแขนแขนไปโรงละครภาพยนตร์ ""ไอ้ ไปทางละครภาพยนตร์ เขาเป็นเพื่อนที่ปกติ disliked เช่นภาพยนตร์ ไม่เขา ไม่ได้เขาหลับนอนกรนขณะชมภาพยนตร์ได้อย่างไร""ฉันกำลังบอกเขาได้ดูภาพยนตร์ดำเนินการ หลังจากภาพยนตร์จบ เขาพบว่าแฟนของเขาเตะราวนด์เฮาส์ชั้นที่สองและอิฐที่ดีที่สุด และเธอชอบมัน เรียกเขาเชื่อถือได้"เรื่องเช่นตำนานความรักที่มาจากสาวกให้ความหวัง แม้ว่ายังมีหลายกรณีที่คู่รักไม่ตอบสนองมากหลายครั้ง และลดลง ติดต่อ ลงทะเบียนเพื่อนถูกยกเลิก หรือส่งข้อความว่าขออภัย"ทัศนียภาพ สิ่งเหล่านั้นทั้งหมดเกิดขึ้นเมื่อคุณหนุ่ม"SwordNoob อิจฉาความรักของสาวก ถ้าเขาเพียงได้ที่อายุของผู้สอนนั้น เขาจะได้รับจะตรงกับผู้หญิงอย่างใด หลังจากที่ทุก เป็น oppa จากมิสเตอร์ที่ใช้ไม่เวลาเลยวันนี้[T/n: Oppa จะเป็นทางเรียกเพศชายเก่า ใช้สำหรับภายนอก และภาวะความสัมพันธ์ "Oppa" บ่งชี้ว่า ความใกล้เคียงมากขึ้นกว่า "มิสเตอร์"]อย่างไรก็ตาม เนื่องจาก SwordNoob เป็นชายวัยกลางคนเก๋า เขาตกใจมากกับหญิงสาวและหญิง ได้รับ ความสามารถในการต่อสู้ของเขาได้พิลึก ดังนั้นแม้จะเป็นเฉพาะในเอ็นต์ใหม่สายระดับ กำลังยินดีในบุคคล ถ้า SwordNoob เพียงไปสแควร์ ทุกคนพยายามสรรหาเขาเท่านั้น มันเป็นเพียงว่า บรรยากาศยากในการล่าสัตว์พื้นดิน"อึม SwordNoob นิ่ม"“…”นอกจากนี้พวกเขาเป็นประจำจะใช้ honorifics กับเขา สมาชิกของพรรคเล็ก และอ่อนเยาว์ใช้คำพูดที่เป็นกัน และมีพร้อมจึง แต่มันไม่ได้ง่ายสำหรับ SwordNoob ให้พอดีกับพวกเขา SwordNoob พยายามหาผู้หญิงในกลุ่มอายุเดียวกันเป็นเขา"มันไม่ได้ยากเนื่องจากทุกคนที่ชุมนุมในโลกรอยัลถนน"มีมากใน 30s ของช่วงต้นหรือยุค 40 แน่นอน มากมักจะถูกมองเห็นในเมืองหรือหมู่บ้าน ถ้าคนจับ คนที่ดูเหมือนภรรยาของพวกเขาจะทำให้อาหารทะเลยำที่เคี่ยวไว้"น้ำผึ้ง กรุณากินแกงเผ็ดบางก่อน"ก็เห็นเซฟมากนอกจากนี้ยังมีกรณีที่จะตั้งร้าน และดำเนินธุรกิจ แต่เด็กหนุ่มจะมาบางครั้งการซื้ออาวุธการ เกราะ หรือ miscellania"ลูกชาย สามารถซื้อลูกศรจากเราทอง 20 อะไร""หม่อม เล่นรุนแรงอะไรคือ""น้ำผึ้ง ลูกว่า เขาจะออกจากบ้าน""ครับ เป็นพ่อ มันคืออาจหน้าที่ของเราจะเรียกน้อย กว่าดี mover เป็น ขวามีฉากความรักจากเด็กที่ได้รับ daringly คัดลอกออกจากพ่อแม่SwordNoob ไปทั่วเมืองเป็นเขา roamed เขา massacred มอนสเตอร์ที่มาที่เขาในถิ่นทุรกันดาร และยัง หลุดออกมาเป็นรังของมอนสเตอร์ในขณะที่ถือดาบหนึ่ง"เมื่อหนุ่ม ค่ะสิ่งนี้นั้นมักจะ"เขาถือดาบในปาก และหลุดออกมาในแม่น้ำ เมื่อเขาหิว เขากรอบปลาในส่วนลึกของแม่น้ำใส อย่างแท้จริงยากที่จะเอาชนะกระแสและความแรงของน้ำ และแกว่งดาบของเขาให้จับปลาได้ อย่างไรก็ตาม SwordNoob จริงประสบความสำเร็จอย่างง่ายดาย ที่ถูก เพราะเขาไม่ได้ผลักดันประ แต่ด้วยในปัจจุบันกระแสการจับปลาดิงมีการปรับปรุงประสิทธิภาพในทักษะการเป็นครูดาบ ทักษะการเป็นครูดาบของเขาไปขึ้นแม้ในขณะที่จับปลา แน่นอนสูงผ่านมอนสเตอร์ แต่ดูเหมือนว่าเขาไม่ได้เป็นครูดาบเป็นลักษณะของสถานที่ เช่น Sculpting ทักษะดาบสามารถเติบโตบนประสบการณ์ที่หลากหลาย"ในขณะที่ฉันนี้..."SwordNoob ลอยบนน้ำ เอาในลมใหญ่ และเดินเข้าไปในแม่น้ำอีกด้วยSwiiiisshhดาบเขา swung ในลมเดียวฝ่อเลยร่างกายของปลาSwordsmanship ที่ถูกตวงแบ่งปลาดิบThe fish was become sashimi while blinking its eyes, alive. And while underwater, as well!Sorriness filled SwordNoob’s eyes. ‘Looks like I can’t do this because it’s cruel.’It had been a long time since he had properly shown off his swordsmanship skills. After that time when life and death had been separated by a second, he had never done his best. Even Royal Road was simply entertainment. It was so that he could try testing his still-honed swordsmanship, but he was sorry for the fish. SwordNoob almost never even hunted herbivores like rabbits, squirrels, or deer in the Versailles Continent, either.‘Something I can’t even eat… there’s no need to take their lives pointlessly.’Feeling sorry, SwordNoob wrapped the fish in bandages. They were still alive, due to his marvelous swordsmanship.“Gasp!”Then he rose to the top of the water and moved downstream. It wasn’t that he determined his destination, he was just wandering randomly.There were people downstream the river. He heard a conversation of a middle-aged man raising a fishing pole and his wife.“D-dear.”“Hm?”“We just… caught sashimi!”A live catfish with its bandages almost fallen off had bitten their fishing pole’s bait and was coming up.“The world is truly difficult.”SwordNoob sat down under a large old tree.His Sword Mastery skill was Advanced level 6 at 89%. With growth at an unbelievable speed, it was at a stage where Master level of Sword Mastery was not far. But what worth was there in raising his level and polishing his Sword Mastery skill?“This is the vice of an old dog. Might there not be a middle-aged woman wandering around alone?”Even trying to start a conversation with pretended friendliness with a woman he’d never seen before was awkward. A husband coming to take her away while he was observing and agonizing over whether it was fine to talk to her had happened to him a couple times, so he didn’t even have the will to try anymore.When SwordNoob was condemning himself, a girl who looked to be in her late teens approached him.“Mister, what are you doing here?”“…”SwordNoob didn’t reply and flicked his hand as if to shoo her away. Looking like a player, the human girl was considerably cute and pretty.‘She’ll probably just ask me about the hunting ground.’Normally he would answer her kindly. It wasn’t because he wanted to do something bad to the adorable and young girl, but so that he could give her at least a little help.‘Zephyr also gave advice. It’s important to have lots of conversations with women.’Actually, a girl starting a conversation with him only numbered a few times in SwordNoob’s life. He was big, so his appearance was one that women couldn’t easily approach. But more than that, his eyes and spirit were on a different level from normal people, so even gangsters avoided him.Right now, he wanted to be alone because he felt like wanting to quit it all. However, the girl sat down in front of SwordNoob with no intention of leaving.“Hey mister, are you alone?”SwordNoob only slightly nodded his head. ‘Seeing as she’s intentionally asking on, is she a merchant who’s trying to sell something? Or does she want help? Guess I should give her a roughly useful weapon if I’ve got one left.’The girl hesitated for a moment before asking again. “Would you like to hunt with us?”At the words that differed from his expectations, SwordNoob was a little curious. “Are you inviting me to your party right now?”Towards his disciples, he stuck to a short and stern way of talking. He tried not to alarm the girl, but his voice was even more low and grave because he didn’t have much experience with talking to the opposite sex.Spurred on by his not-adverse reaction, the girl’s voice gained strength. “Let’s hunt together, okay?”“Maybe. It’s a pain… if you’d like a hunting ground recommendation, I can do that much for you.”“We came all the way here from Rosenheim Kingdom. It’s a little too much for us to hunt on our own, you see.”“Huh.” In the end, SwordNoob couldn’t refuse this cute girl’s request and rose from his seat. ‘Alright. I’ve got nothing else to do, so it won’t be bad to hunt with them for a bit.’Even if the girl had come acting friendly on purpose because she wanted help, he planned to let that much go.SwordNoob asked without much thought, “Your other companions are?”“There are two people, my mom and youngest aunt. Mom’s profession is Elementalist and Aunt’s profession is Summoner.”Women often picked those professions because the spirits or summoned creatures were cute.‘Elementalist, Summoner. And is this child a Magician? I guess it would be hard for the three of them to hunt.’Even as they walked to the party, the girl kept chattering. “Dad is busy from work, so he can’t play with us. My youngest aunt still doesn’t have a boyfriend from graduating from college and studying abroad.” For some reason, the girl was describing the youngest aunt in detail. “She’s an accountant. She’s thirty-two this year, but she’s never dated ’cause she drowned herself in studying. She’s pretty, skinny, and also has a good personality. There’s a big age gap between her and my mom, so she also played with me like a sister since I was young.”
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