Ek Gud night bolne keliye itni der
Dr.-Tum roz subha clinic k bahar khade ho k
aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Dipu-Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai-Aurato ko
dekhne ka Time 9am-1pm
Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.
SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante
ke liye hota hai
Falo k raja ko AAM kahte h,Dopher k Bad k
samay ko SHAM kahte h
Raksa kare use RAM kahte H
or
Jo SMS ka jawab
na Kare
ZANDU BAM Kahte Hai
Ek chor santa ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
Santa- bhaag saale bhag
bhag…
Kal kya karega?
Charger to mere pass hai
Sardar Car ka loan na chuka pane se Bank
walo ne Car vapas le gaye
Sardar kaha-
Pehle pata hota to Shadi b Loan leke karta
Go down to see My Heart….
Dekha…
Kitna saaf hai Mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke…
Dimag K jaisa
WatS D HEIGHT OF
1(De-hydratin?
Cow givng milk powder!
2(Hope?
A 99yr.Old woman goin4 999/-rechrg 2get
lifetime incoming!
This is MAGIC! Press dwn 9times U see my
photo
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Advanced “APRIL FOOL”…
What Did d Kangaroo Say When She Found
Her Baby Missing
?
?
?
Aaila!! Kisne Mera Pocket Mar Liya..
My New No. ONLY
100
Plz Call me 4 confirmation.
Agar mera Noukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de
dena.
Bada kamina hai,apne ap ko police batata Hai
My New No. ONLY
100
Plz Call me 4 confirmation.
Agar mera Noukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de
dena.
Bada kamina hai,apne ap ko police batata Hai
Santa: agar VIVAH ki shooting engineering
college me hota to use kya kehte?
?
?
?
?
.
.
.
Banta: VIVA
Solve this puZzle :-
When bullet was fired on Dog,Tiger died
Why?
B”coz the
dog’s
naMe was TIGER
Santa Phone Par Baat Kar Raha Tha.
Banta- Kis Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- Biwi Se.
Banta- Itne Pyar Se?
Santa- Tumhari Hai
Bus Chali..
Jhatka laga..
1 Sardar Ladki k upar ja gira
LADKI boli-Badtamiz, Kya kar rahe ho
SARDAR-B.A. in Amritsar