Legolas spun around and stared at her. "Who said I like guys? I may not look it, but I am male!!"
"Oh come on, Legolas, who are we kidding? The only one you have ever been remotely attracted to was that jerk Romul, and if I recall correctly, elves cannot get more male than that," quipped his friend.
"Alright, even if I like guys, I know the right guy is out there. I am not going to kiss a bunch of losers just to find him," said Legolas defensively.