If you've been bitten by the bahhum-bug this year, here's some news that should fill your Scroogey soul with the holiday spirit: there exists in the world a magical place known as Santa University. It's where professional Santas learn how to be... well, professional Santas. And more specifically, it's located in Colorado at the corporate office of the Noerr Programs known as — I don't think you're ready for this (belly like a bowl full of) jelly — the Noerr Pole. You guys, I kid you not. I would never joke about the wonders of a place where hundreds of Santas sit down together to feast on BBQ and exchange secrets presumably about issues like the proper child-to-lap ratio.