Like any of nature’s creations, frogs are unpredictable-that is, unless they have been to bill steed’s famous Croaker College. Steed’s “students” are given a 240-hour frog training course to teach them the fundamentals of frog jumping under pressure. At Croaker College, the frogs work out in a pool, lift tiny weights’ do chin-ups and high dives, eat centipede soup and ladybug salad, and generally prepare for the big day. Do graduates of Croaker College really win frog-jumping contests more often? That’s a question Jim Steed prefers not to answer.