Paget Brewster/Shemar Moore
This is the Speshal Hell question and I am ASHAMED I have more than one answer because it's dirty and wrong. I also think I'm doubly ebil because I may have persuaded The Bro to ship them too cos whenever a CM rerun is on and they have a scene, HE. STOPS. TO. WATCH. IT. BUT! OMG!THE HOTNESS! UR DOIN' IT RITE! I also read somewhere, whilst sifting through the internet minutia, that they had a thing once upon a time (this article, which The Bro also read, may have possibly been pulled from the interwebz cos I can't find it no more) and yes, now she's with Steve Damstra, who is FREAKING AWESOME (and she said once in her Suicide Girls radio guest stint that she never dates co-stars cos it gets messy and she's rubbish at the actual dating thing) but IT'S SHEMAR!!! I can only hope. Disclaimer: Let me say that I believe doing this is wrong and by actually participating in this question, totally makes me an asshole.