Imagine how great it would be if I were bored, like right now, and I somehow figured out a way to complain about it and get paid to do that complaining. I mean it's not that hard to complain. A lot of times it's as easy as writing a letter or a newspaper article. That would be a sweet, sweet gig if I could just figure out how to get it.
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to keep working here until do.