Mary: "I be the mommy, and you be the daddy You want some orange juice?"
Ernest: "Okay - I'm the daddy. No orange juice. I got to work. Where's my lunch box?"
Mary: "No, you can't work. The baby's sick. He's got the chicken pops!
Ernest : No, he don't got chicken pops. He's just sick.
Mary : I'm the doctor. Open your mouth, baby. You want a lollipop? Now you're all better
Ernest : No, poor baby. He's still sick. I give him medicine okay?"