Nobody ever reads these, but here's a bit about me (PS : je parle français aussi)
What I have to offer:
Bulletproof loyalty
Someone who opens the door for you
Superlative cooking (don't assume I'll be doing it all the time)
Someone who means what he says, and says what he means
A willing participant in any crazy adventure/stunt you might dream of
The ability to make/fix almost anything (should be standard in any real guy)