I’m just an average guy but have always wanted to look better. No matter how much a work out though I have never even looked anything but average. I am a bit shocked when I get home and Jake is sitting in front of my bedroom door. "Jake?"
"Hey Jordan, your mom said you’d be home at three and I asked if I could sneak your birthday gift in to your room." I start to give him a look. "Yeah I know it was last month but I thought a $10 game card was lame. So I made sure I found something better ASAP.
I open up my door and freeze. "Dude! What the hell is that?